The Jane Eyre Manifesto: A Marxist Hero for the British Empire

Karla News

The peak of socialist ideology dawned during the industrial revolution when class divisions were constructed to rule the labor force. Charlotte Bronte places the protagonist, Jane Eyre, in the position between lower and upper class to critique social injustices. This world Bronte has created for her is polluted with tyranny, disease, deception, and a false … Read more

Bronte, Jane Eyre

Education

How Do I Become a Mortician?

Karla News

Last year I announced to everyone I knew that I was going to become a mortician. The announcement came with mixed reviews. Some people thought I was headed toward the right career. Most thought it was disgusting. One woman even said if she could take me to her church and save my soul I wouldn’t … Read more

HEALTH & WELLNESS

How to Painlessly Transition to Vegetarian

Karla News

Finally ready to take the leap to becoming a vegetarian? Has every magazine you’ve picked up lately had at least one article on the benefits of a vegetarian diet? More and more it seems we read about the health and cost benefits of being vegetarian, while many people think about those benefits too. They may … Read more

Opinion and Editorial

Randi Rhodes Suspended for Blanking Hillary Clinton

Karla News

Yeee-Haww!!! It’s about time that somebody remembered how to use the word “busted” over there on the liberal, left-end talk show of our radio dials. Potty-mouthed Randi Rhodes, hosted by Air America, was suspended on Thursday for calling Hillary Clinton, Geraldine Ferraro, and others names, according to a Fox News article. Specifically, our long-haired, sweet … Read more